Esteemed contributor Pither is visiting me and F-Gumpty for two fun-filled weeks of shenanigans. On a largely related note, the combination of the Toast Patrol crowd, alcohol, and a fridge-faceful of Shakespearean magnetic poetry pieces resulted in a new segment: Drunken Haiku!
The rules are simple--do a few shots, then construct a meaningful expression in the 5-7-5 syllabic pattern without plundering any existing fridge-poems for words.
See? Literary.
Haiku 1: In which hos are given precedence over bros
Haiku 2: In which hos exhibit bro-like qualities
Haiku 3: In which hos cannot handle their libations, and have subsequently misbehaved
With the Toast Patrol assembled, look for plenty of toasty content over the next two weeks. In the meantime... beware those drunk drunkard ladies.
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