Showing posts with label Mufusa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mufusa. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Return of the Toast Patrol!-- A Visual Companion















1. MUFASA-- In the movie The Lion King, Mufasa dies, then later shows up in the sky. In the picture featured in this Toast Patrol, the Cullens are also in the sky.













2. BEN KENOBI-- In the movie Star Wars: Episode IV, Ben Kenobi dies, then later shows up looking all hazy (and is more or less in the sky). In the picture featured in this Toast Patrol, the Cullens are also looking all hazy (and are in the sky).











3. A DRAGON VOICED BY SEAN CONNERY-- In the movie Dragonheart, the dragon character--voiced by Sean Connery-- dies, then later shows up as the constellation Draco... in the sky. In the picture featured in this Toast Patrol, guess where the Cullens are? I think you know.

















4. FUNNY GAMES-- Funny Games is a surprisingly good, psychologically-driven film (foreign, but recently remade as an American film, which I understand is shot-for-shot and therefore, in my opinion, rather pointless) in which two friendly young men dressed in white tennis-y outfits show up at a family's vacation home and proceed to play torturous, homicidal, 'funny' games with them. Unfortunately, Mr. Gumption's comment was just a joke, and neither of these young men showed up at the Cullens' in the Twilight series.






















5. M SHADOWS-- Is the lead singer of the band Avenged Sevenfold. Forrest Gumption is of the opinion that his voice makes him a good candidate to emcee a Saturday morning horror show.

















6. ON THE EAST SIDE. IN A CASTLE. WITH SOME PIE.-- The theme song of the 70's-80's sitcom The Jeffersons begins thusly-- Well we're movin on up/To the east side/To a deluxe apartment in the sky/Movin on up/To the east side/We finally got a piece of the pie. The Toast Patrol collective is vaguely aware of this.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Return of the Toast Patrol!

Have you ever wondered what the Toast Patrol would be like with more obscure pop culture references and a quick decline into utter madness? Wonder no more, tastyfans!



Pither: The Cullens...and yet no Optimus...

Forrest Gumption: There's Edward, and Bella, and Mufasa, and Ben Kenobi.

Forrest Gumption: ... and a dragon voiced by Sean Connery.

toastbuster: It's funny.... I didn't realize it was the Cullens {SARCASM!}.

Pither: Y'know... none of them, NONE of them look like interesting or fun people.

Pither: They're all sad and pitiful looking.

Forrest Gumption: That man in the back looks like he wants to play some funny games.

toastbuster: Actually, yeah. He looks like the kind of guy who would show up to your house in little white tennis shorts and start killing people.

Pither: This picture is a fan-made thing right? Or is it supposed to be this dreadful looking?

Pither: The guy on the far right wishes he was M Shadows for some reason.

Forrest Gumption: I wish I was M Shadows.

Forrest Gumption: Then I could host a Saturday morning horror movie show.

toastbuster: In the sky?

Forrest Gumption: On the East side.

Forrest Gumption: In a castle.

Forrest Gumption: With some pie.

toastbuster: In the sky?

Pither: Sky pie, superior to floor pie.

toastbuster: I'm partial to pumpkin, myself.

Forrest Gumption: Ah, but go even deeper, and mud pies always win.

Pither: Not skittles.


Forrest Gumption: I......honestly don't even know how to take that statement.