Forrest Gumption: Is that an antenna?
ToastyLeader: Now it's time to play a fill-in-the-blank game-- 'Edward just realized that__'
Forrest Gumption: HE'S A FRIGGIN ROBOT!
Forrest Gumption: And someone left his emotion switch set to 'did i leave the oven on?'
Pither: Bella is a man.
Forrest Gumption: Bella is clearly a sweater.
Forrest Gumption: And Edward is Carlton Banks.
Pither: Bella has a food baby.
Pither: He has exactly 22 teeth.
Pither: The lupus was hiding all along.
Pither: Those aren't the twilights he was looking for.
Pither: He has two arrows jutting out of his back.
Forrest Gumption: I think this is actually an intimate photo from the wedding night and she's trying to comfort Edward by telling him 'It happens to lots of guys.'
Forrest Gumption: The evidence is there!
ToastyLeader: And yet she looks unconvinced...
Forrest Gumption: I'm just forming a hypotenuse.
