Forrest Gumption: Is that an antenna?
ToastyLeader: Now it's time to play a fill-in-the-blank game-- 'Edward just realized that__'
Forrest Gumption: HE'S A FRIGGIN ROBOT!
Forrest Gumption: And someone left his emotion switch set to 'did i leave the oven on?'
Pither: Bella is a man.
Forrest Gumption: Bella is clearly a sweater.
Forrest Gumption: And Edward is Carlton Banks.
Pither: Bella has a food baby.
Pither: He has exactly 22 teeth.
Pither: The lupus was hiding all along.
Pither: Those aren't the twilights he was looking for.
Pither: He has two arrows jutting out of his back.
Forrest Gumption: I think this is actually an intimate photo from the wedding night and she's trying to comfort Edward by telling him 'It happens to lots of guys.'
Forrest Gumption: The evidence is there!
ToastyLeader: And yet she looks unconvinced...
Forrest Gumption: I'm just forming a hypotenuse.
1 comment:
Dear Imp and Company,
It's amazing how invested in this movie the fans are, considering Bella looks bored out of her mind. If not for Bella's empty expression I'd say Eddie looks like she just gave him a wedgie.
-Miss Impertinence
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