imp.toast: First off, what are the two on the left looking at that no one else sees?
Forrest Gumption: Edward Pattinson's gigantic hair.
Forrest Gumption: It's like a Japanese rubber suit monster.
Pither: A better franchise.
Pither: Off in the distance.
Forrest Gumption: The guy in the back is trying his hardest not to pee himself with that thing in the room.
imp.toast: Does thrusting your chest out help you not pee?
Forrest Gumption: Obviously.
Forrest Gumption: Chest out, pee in.
Forrest Gumption: Meanwhile it looks like Edward there IS peeing himself.
Forrest Gumption: Kristen Stewart is the proof.
imp.toast: She looks entirely too calm for that.
Forrest Gumption: Remember he's cold, so she thinks he spilled a soda or something.
Pither: He has a slimey little secret.
Forrest Gumption: The horror of undead urine hasn't settled in yet.
imp.toast: This picture makes me more uncomfortable by the second.
Forrest Gumption: Where are they btw? This looks like the inside of Cerebro.
Forrest Gumption: Are they mutants?
Forrest Gumption: I mean, yes they are. But in the movie I mean!
imp.toast: No, no... it's one of those backdrops for elementary school pictures.
Pither: photoshop>filter>render>clouds
Forrest Gumption: Now, I don't want to offend anybody, but can you tell me why a small group of special young adults would all be in kindergarten together?
Forrest Gumption: It might have something to do with Eddie Pee-Pants there up front.
imp.toast: Um... I said ELEMENTARY school.
imp.toast: They're first grade, at least.
Pither: So where is the twilight?
Forrest Gumption: In the night sky.
Pither: I only see dark clouds.
Forrest Gumption: Behind them.
Forrest Gumption: Clearly.
Pither: So they're in front of the premise?
Forrest Gumption: They're.......eclipsing it.
Forrest Gumption: Yes.
Pither: AH
Pither: It's a play on words.
Pither: That's so intellivision.
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I hate to use such a tired cliche, but I just died laughing. :3
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