Return of the Toast Patrol!

Have you ever wondered what the Toast Patrol would be like with more obscure pop culture references and a quick decline into utter madness? Wonder no more, tastyfans!

Pither: The Cullens...and yet no Optimus...

Forrest Gumption: There's Edward, and Bella, and Mufasa, and Ben Kenobi.

Forrest Gumption: ... and a dragon voiced by Sean Connery.

toastbuster: It's funny.... I didn't realize it was the Cullens {SARCASM!}.

Pither: Y'know... none of them, NONE of them look like interesting or fun people.

Pither: They're all sad and pitiful looking.

Forrest Gumption: That man in the back looks like he wants to play some funny games.

toastbuster: Actually, yeah. He looks like the kind of guy who would show up to your house in little white tennis shorts and start killing people.

Pither: This picture is a fan-made thing right? Or is it supposed to be this dreadful looking?

Pither: The guy on the far right wishes he was M Shadows for some reason.

Forrest Gumption: I wish I was M Shadows.

Forrest Gumption: Then I could host a Saturday morning horror movie show.

toastbuster: In the sky?

Forrest Gumption: On the East side.

Forrest Gumption: In a castle.

Forrest Gumption: With some pie.

toastbuster: In the sky?

Pither: Sky pie, superior to floor pie.

toastbuster: I'm partial to pumpkin, myself.

Forrest Gumption: Ah, but go even deeper, and mud pies always win.

Pither: Not skittles.

Forrest Gumption: I......honestly don't even know how to take that statement.